A Saggy Faced Basset Hound Who Could Have Also Been A Cinnamon Roll

I met a dog named Walter at the farmer’s market.

He seemed to have it all figured out.

He made time to sniff and bark so I asked for his advice on life.

He barked a little and I thanked him for his insight.

Then he said, “We’re all gonna die alone

so in the meantime, try to find a bone

and a dry home and some humans who

aren’t stingy with the belly rubs.

Spend the evening smelling whatever butt you want.

If and when you fart so loud you wake yourself up

best to relax and get back to napping.

When someone you love turns on the vacuum,

Start yapping.  They can’t be trusted.

It’s important to be heard so eat from the trash

and throw up in the laundry basket

if you’re like me and don’t have words.