Stuck Inside Day 2

Imma need you to YouTube the truth

and believe it with all the Stevia

you can fit in that latte you got there.

Desperate people do desperate things.

What did you bring to the apocalypse?

Have you got your wedding ring?

If this phone rings, we need you to pawn it. 

Wallets are a thing of the past.

It’s the spring of 2020.

Currency is toilet paper and antibiotics.

Tinfoil bakers still gonna get psychotropic

beneath I10 at Canal and Claiborne.

All my friends are now unemployed.

A few days more with no help

and this virus will drive people

to bring fists to the pharmacy.

How can you quarantine the fight

inside of a survivor? Well, you can’t,

and I’d rather not try when a dry cough

could be considered assisted suicide.