10. All veggies.
11. Buncha stir-fry.
12. Lotta salads.
13. Whole lotta mushrooms.
14. Mad carrots.
15. Zucchini like you mean it.
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I wonder how many of my music friends
watched Tiger King and thought,
that’s it! That’s the answer.
I need to start a cult! But not like
other cults. This cult will be chill.
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Are you even quarantining
if you don’t have a family member
compulsively texting you the rona updates?
I have two homies in the hospital.
They’re healthy. They’re young.
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You know in alien movies
when the whole human race
is about to get obliterated
but right before the people go extinct
they come together and unite
to fight against a common enemy?
I’m not sure that is happening with social distancing.
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Desperate people do desperate things.
What did you bring to the apocalypse?
Have you got your wedding ring?
If this phone rings, we need you to pawn it.
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