Poetry — The Rhino Sanctuary if rhinos were ideas

Let your eyes adjust.

Eyes take a little while

to adjust to differences in light.

If you go from a very bright environment

and walk outside into the night,

you’ll be blind at first, until

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I Don’t Make The Rules

Do you have that one bigoted friend on Facebook?

Let’s call him the canary in the white supremacy coal mine.

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The Morning the Fast Slows

Let me cut the fat. There’s nothing that

can stop me, not even me. I feel

my way through, grateful

to have all my fingers

to put a dent in the precedent.

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Rules of the Fast

10. All veggies.

11. Buncha stir-fry.

12. Lotta salads.

13. Whole lotta mushrooms.

14. Mad carrots.

15. Zucchini like you mean it.

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Racial Slur Cookie Jar

Maybe Tarantino thought it was like Candyman.

If he said it in front of a mirror

three times in a row, Louis CK would appear

and teach him how to sell exclusive content

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Bee-lief System: A Stuck Inside Poem, Day 32

Do you have one of those friends who

is so paranoid and confused and cynical

that you wish they would just join a cult

already?

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What in the Reincarnation is This? A Stuck Inside Poem, Day 31

So in the following life, you became a traffic light,

which seemed mundane at first. Blinking

in three different colors over and over again

and staying still until the storm hit.

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Know Your Worth

You’re a world renowned concert violinist

playing a Stradivarius in the metro station

and nobody gives a shit.

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Nero(1) A Stuck Inside Poem: Day 28

[1] After I learned Seneca, the dude who coined stoicism, was Nero’s tutor, it became more obvious that stoicism is indeed for psychopaths.

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Stressed Out and Stretched Out: A Stuck Inside Poem, Day 26

That’s all any of us can really offer.

A hand that’s outstretched.

It’s also the one thing we cannot accept.

You don’t know who’s been coughing.

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Cold Ass Jams for Introverts and Other Turtles: A Stuck Inside Poem, Day 25

How about a live stream of a dude reading?

Not reading aloud. Just reading.

It would be the jam for introverts.

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Reshaping the Narrative: A Stuck Inside Poem. Day 24

On average, the size of dad dicks has decreased

significantly since the 1980s. If you ever

peed in the bathroom at a baseball stadium

in one of those long troughs as a child

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Killswitch Afternoon

Well, I hacked into the fridge

and stole the chips and hummus.

And I guess it runs in the family

because my dog just ate my cat’s food

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Sweet Masterclass Password, Bro: A Stuck Inside Poem, Day 23

I wonder if all the legit astronauts

are gonna get pissed after I watch this tutorial

and reenter Earth’s gravity

without all the jet lag.

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If a Tree Falls in the Forced in Two Parts: A Stuck Inside Poem, Day 21

I was told slow and steady wins the race,

but I don’t take sex advice from animals

who never leave their homes.

What does a turtle know about purple explosions?

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1:04 AM, New Orleans: A Stuck Inside Poem. Day 19

I felt like the 911 operator

felt a type of way

because I didn’t want to give her my name.

Like I was keeping something from her.

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We Jazz June. We.

We are extras lost in the crowd

of Apocalypse Now.

No quirky crime drama starring Fauci

as the virus investigator.

One of my heroes died yesterday

in real life.

The line between murder

and negligence has never been

so thin.

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Thoughts on The Artist Way’s Morning Pages

I often rummage through old journals

like I’m on an Easter egg hunt.

They’re not called found poems for nothing.

You gotta look for them.

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This One Time, At Tourlife Camp: A Stuck Inside Poem, Day 15

The only thing I wanted in life

that night was the approval

of the guy who wrote “Everybody Hurts.”

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Jelly, It’s Supposed to be Jelly: A Stuck Inside Poem, Day 14

Just as soon as I thought things were looking up,

somebody retweeted a pic of a refrigerator truck

outside of the ICU. Now, I can’t unsee it.

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