Tiger King

I wonder how many of my music friends

watched Tiger King and thought,

that’s it! That’s the answer.

I need to start a cult! But not like

other cults. This cult will be chill. 

It won’t be about me. It’ll be

about my music, but I’ll be super grateful

and retweet everybody and follow back

and comment quick.  I’ll knit little hats

for the super fans who really get it. 

But first I need to learn to knit. Maybe

there’s a knitting cult I can join.

It’s gotta be different though.

It’s gotta be a hella chill cult.

I want to be able to leave 

whenever I want.