Eyes take a little while
to adjust to differences in light.
If you go from a very bright environment
and walk outside into the night,
you’ll be blind at first, until
Read MoreEyes take a little while
to adjust to differences in light.
If you go from a very bright environment
and walk outside into the night,
you’ll be blind at first, until
Read MoreLet me cut the fat. There’s nothing that
can stop me, not even me. I feel
my way through, grateful
to have all my fingers
to put a dent in the precedent.
Read More10. All veggies.
11. Buncha stir-fry.
12. Lotta salads.
13. Whole lotta mushrooms.
14. Mad carrots.
15. Zucchini like you mean it.
Read MoreDo you have one of those friends who
is so paranoid and confused and cynical
that you wish they would just join a cult
already?
Read MoreSo in the following life, you became a traffic light,
which seemed mundane at first. Blinking
in three different colors over and over again
and staying still until the storm hit.
Read MoreYou’re a world renowned concert violinist
playing a Stradivarius in the metro station
and nobody gives a shit.
Read More[1] After I learned Seneca, the dude who coined stoicism, was Nero’s tutor, it became more obvious that stoicism is indeed for psychopaths.
Read MoreThat’s all any of us can really offer.
A hand that’s outstretched.
It’s also the one thing we cannot accept.
You don’t know who’s been coughing.
Read MoreI was told slow and steady wins the race,
but I don’t take sex advice from animals
who never leave their homes.
What does a turtle know about purple explosions?
Read MoreI felt like the 911 operator
felt a type of way
because I didn’t want to give her my name.
Like I was keeping something from her.
Read MoreWe are extras lost in the crowd
of Apocalypse Now.
No quirky crime drama starring Fauci
as the virus investigator.
One of my heroes died yesterday
in real life.
The line between murder
and negligence has never been
so thin.
Read MoreI often rummage through old journals
like I’m on an Easter egg hunt.
They’re not called found poems for nothing.
You gotta look for them.
Read MoreThe only thing I wanted in life
that night was the approval
of the guy who wrote “Everybody Hurts.”
Read MoreJust as soon as I thought things were looking up,
somebody retweeted a pic of a refrigerator truck
outside of the ICU. Now, I can’t unsee it.
Read MoreAre you even quarantining
if you don’t have a family member
compulsively texting you the rona updates?
I have two homies in the hospital.
They’re healthy. They’re young.
Read More1. Reduce despair.
2. Leave the house but don’t go anywhere.
3. Don’t argue with people on the internet. You already don’t, but don’t think about arguing with people on the internet. You validate bullshit by engaging with it, even silently.
4. Eat the spinach before it goes bad.
5. Call your dad.
6. Draw a bath.
7. Draw a porcupine.
Read MoreMaybe this is all a fever dream
and neither the screams nor the shouts
coming from my neighbor’s house are not
directed at her three dogs.
Maybe she’s yelling at hell
to get back in its box.
Read MoreDog magic would make a really good YouTube channel.
Just you and your puppy. You performing
card tricks and your puppy
bedazzled with intrigue and drooling for treats.
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