Eyes take a little while
to adjust to differences in light.
If you go from a very bright environment
and walk outside into the night,
you’ll be blind at first, until
Read MoreEyes take a little while
to adjust to differences in light.
If you go from a very bright environment
and walk outside into the night,
you’ll be blind at first, until
Read MoreDo you have that one bigoted friend on Facebook?
Let’s call him the canary in the white supremacy coal mine.
Read MoreLet me cut the fat. There’s nothing that
can stop me, not even me. I feel
my way through, grateful
to have all my fingers
to put a dent in the precedent.
Read MoreDo you have one of those friends who
is so paranoid and confused and cynical
that you wish they would just join a cult
already?
Read MoreSo in the following life, you became a traffic light,
which seemed mundane at first. Blinking
in three different colors over and over again
and staying still until the storm hit.
Read MoreYou’re a world renowned concert violinist
playing a Stradivarius in the metro station
and nobody gives a shit.
Read More[1] After I learned Seneca, the dude who coined stoicism, was Nero’s tutor, it became more obvious that stoicism is indeed for psychopaths.
Read MoreThat’s all any of us can really offer.
A hand that’s outstretched.
It’s also the one thing we cannot accept.
You don’t know who’s been coughing.
Read MoreHow about a live stream of a dude reading?
Not reading aloud. Just reading.
It would be the jam for introverts.
Read MoreOn average, the size of dad dicks has decreased
significantly since the 1980s. If you ever
peed in the bathroom at a baseball stadium
in one of those long troughs as a child
Read MoreWell, I hacked into the fridge
and stole the chips and hummus.
And I guess it runs in the family
because my dog just ate my cat’s food
Read MoreI wonder if all the legit astronauts
are gonna get pissed after I watch this tutorial
and reenter Earth’s gravity
without all the jet lag.
Read MoreI was told slow and steady wins the race,
but I don’t take sex advice from animals
who never leave their homes.
What does a turtle know about purple explosions?
Read MoreI felt like the 911 operator
felt a type of way
because I didn’t want to give her my name.
Like I was keeping something from her.
Read MoreWe are extras lost in the crowd
of Apocalypse Now.
No quirky crime drama starring Fauci
as the virus investigator.
One of my heroes died yesterday
in real life.
The line between murder
and negligence has never been
so thin.
Read MoreI often rummage through old journals
like I’m on an Easter egg hunt.
They’re not called found poems for nothing.
You gotta look for them.
Read MoreThe only thing I wanted in life
that night was the approval
of the guy who wrote “Everybody Hurts.”
Read MoreJust as soon as I thought things were looking up,
somebody retweeted a pic of a refrigerator truck
outside of the ICU. Now, I can’t unsee it.
Read MoreI saw on the news
that airbnb hosts are feeling
their gaggle of golden geese
is really an old crow
with a broken wing
straggling behind the murder
and y’all,
I had to clutch
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